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Honorable Mention:
These people did not crack the Top 50, but we feel as though their unstableness should be recognized: (in alphabetical order) "Cactus Jack" Mick Foley, Courtney Love, Crazie Cabbie, Dan Gable, Dick Vitale, Don West, Gilbert Godfried, Howard Stern, Jack Nicholson, Jeff Morro, Joe Bitetto, John Kruk, Jon Gruden, Kerry Collins, Kurt Cobain, Leo Mazzone, Mitch Williams, Opie and Anthony, Rurik Ferro, Timmy Russell, and Zab Judah.


#50 - Lawrence "LT" Taylor
Born: 4 Feb 1959 Williamsburg, VA
Marriages: none
This defensive animal is on this list because he played both the game of football and the game of life with a reckless abandon. One time, in a game, a trainer for the Giants had to hide his helmet so that he wouldn't go back on to the field, after sustaining a concussion. However, once his playing days were over he got into some trouble with the law and has been arrested twice in three years on allegations he tried to buy coke. Which bring me to my next point, don't smke crack. He also got into a fight with fellow-list member Tim Doherty in a bar at one point. In his early playing days, he once said "I guess I'm just a plain old wild dude." I cannot disagree, LT. (little known fact: as one of the guys in the back on the Giants he blocks every single FG kick in Tecmo Bowl)
#49 - Flea
Born: 16 Oct 1962 Melbourne, Australia
Marriages: Loesha (not current)
This bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers frequently plays concerts totally naked on stage and, in an attempt to get noticed by fans in his early days, played a concert with a sock placed in a "special position." Regularly wears clothes like the ones he's dressed in on the right. The amazing, and probably good thing, about all of this is that this guy is not a drug addict. His crazy attitude and legendary music comes from deep inside him.

#48 - "Harper" (from the Jets games)
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Marriages:
If you've ever been at or even seen a New York Jets football game, you have probably seen this guy. He puts the fanatic in fan. He goes so absolutely crazy at Jets games that they now give him complimentary tickets and hotel accomodations to ROAD games so that he will help them. They've gone from 1-15 about three years ago to making the playoffs this year, and they haven't really gotten any superstars in that time. They play a Soprano's-like theme song at the begininng of each and every home game that features him to get the crowd pumped up.
#47 - Justin Mignogna
Born: 24 June 1982 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ
Marriages: none


#46 - Randy "Macho Man" Savage
Born: 15 Nov 1985 Sarasota, FL
Marriages: Elizabeth (not current)
This man was everywhere in the WWF in the early 1990's. Whether he was parading around with Miss Elizabeth or reciting his famous "ooooooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh" phrase, the "Macho Man" was all over TV. Not only was he in both the WWF and WCW, he played an extensive part in old Slim Jim commercials. Wherever he was, Randy Savage was always acting psychotic and causing a ruckus, which is why he lands a spot here on this countdown. (little know fact: played minor league baseball for three teams including the Cincinatti Reds.)
#45 - Frank Constantinople
Born: 1983 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ
Marriages: none
Frank was the Vice President of the Quiet Riot, behind Presidents Luke and Ry, and was the only person to be ejected from a boys basketball game during the 2000-2001 season. Due to efforts like that, the old Hasbrouck Heights high school gymnasium was officially renamed the Frank Constantinople Gym. This is his new quote in his profile: "Yeah, so f*ck you chemistry, thats right, F*CK YOU! 4 more weeks of that bullsh*t, and I know that petrone is gonna keep the large metal pole inserted up his a**hole and totally ass-rape every chem student on monday. Then he f*cks me out of a C and i fail the class...i hope he feels good about it, i hope it makes him feel like a big man...a**hole...who the f*ck curves an exam with one f*ckin number, ONE NUMBER as a C+. obviously petrone was never in college, just some dirt dumb white trash bastard from podunk alabama who obviously has no friends and SUCKS AT LIFE

# 44 - Ultimate Warrior
Born: 16 June 1957 Queens, NY
Marriages: none
The Ultimate Warrior was one of the greatest wrestlers of the WWF. He wore crazy outfits which included face paint, arm bands, arm and leg tassles, and wild hair. To top it off, he would go out to the ring and win more often than not. If you have ever seen his epic match with Hulk Hogan where he placed the Intercontinental Champioship on the line against the Hulkster's WWF Champioship belt, then you know why he's here. If you have not, I deeply suggest that you go out to your local video store and rent Wrestlemania VI just to see it. It is the greatest wrestling match ever.
#43 - Ickey Woods
Born: 1966 Fresno, CA
Marriages: none
This man single-handedly started a nation-wide craze with his touchdown celebration, which was tabbed the "Ickey Shuffle." This dance started Ickey shirts, songs, commercials, and even a milkshake. The dance goes something like this: stand towards the crowd both hands outstretched, hop twice to the right, twice to the left, spike the ball, and twirl your right index finger above your head while swivling your hips and shouting, "Woo! Woo! Woo!" Ickey was also named to the 1988 All-Madden team. Knee injuries forced the retirement of both Ickey and his shuffle, but it didn't force us to forget him when putting together this list.

#42 - Pete Rose
Born: 14 Apr 1941 Cincinnatti, OH
Marriages: Carol
Nicknamed "Charlie Hustle" by Whitey Ford after sprinting to first base after a base on balls. This man has an undying love for the game of baseball. He is on this list for a combination of the fact that he has the most hits of anyone who has ever played the game of baseball and for the fact that he is no longer affiliated with the league because of the betting scandal that he was involved in. The makers of this list would like to see this man reinstated and given his rightful place in the Hall. No one has ever played the game with more love than Pete Rose. It is one of the reasons he is here on this list.

#41 - Mark Gastineau
Born: 20 Nov 1956 Quebec, Canada
Marriages: Lisa, Patricia (both not current)
As good a defensive lineman as he was for the Jets in the mid-1980's, Mark Gastineau has been even more crazy off of the playing field. He holds (or held) the all-time single season sack record for almost 20 years, until Michael Strahan broke it this year. However, in those 20 years, he has run into many problems with the law over spousal abuse. He has burned his girlfriend with a cigarette lighter, been arrested for violating a protection order his ex-wife had against him, and got three months probation for hitting his wife.



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