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#25 - Marty McSorely
Born: 18 May 1963 Calgary, Canada
Marriages: none
As a player, Marty has compiled 3, 381 penalty minutes in less than 15 years on the ice, including 28 minutes n one game. He is most famous (or infamous) for one of the most unsettling moments ever in the NHL. With 5.2 seconds left in a game against the Vancouver Canucks, Marty, as a Boston Bruin, took his stick and slashed Donald Brashear across the head, rendering Brashear unconscious on the ice. He said that he was trying to hit Brashear's should in order to goad him into fighting. Unfortunately the NHL didn't buy that. They suspended him for as long as it took for Brashear to return to the ice (about 30 games). Also, Marty was found guilty, in a Canadian court, of assault against Donald and could not compete against him for 18 months.


	#26 - Sports-loving Fireman from Secaucus Born: Marriages: Not much personal information is known on this man, because the only time he can be seen is at sporting events for Secaucus high school. All we really know is that he is a fireman and that he owns one set of clothes. One other thing that we do know is that this man attends every single Secaucus sporting event with Mickey Marty-like precision. He stands on the fence, yelling at the Secaucus bench and to the players on the field. He does this seriously enough that we had to place him at number 26 on this list.
	#25 - Marty McSorely Born: 18 May 1963 Calgary, Canada Marriages: none As a player, Marty has compiled 3, 381 penalty minutes in less than 15 years on the ice, including 28 minutes n one game. He is most famous (or infamous) for one of the most unsettling moments ever in the NHL. With 5.2 seconds left in a game against the Vancouver Canucks, Marty, as a Boston Bruin, took his stick and slashed Donald Brashear across the head, rendering Brashear unconscious on the ice. He said that he was trying to hit Brashear's should in order to goad him into fighting. Unfortunately the NHL didn't buy that. They suspended him for as long as it took for Brashear to return to the ice (about 30 games). Also, Marty was found guilty, in a Canadian court, of assault against Donald and could not compete against him for 18 months.
	#24 - George "The Animal" Steele Born: 16 Apr 1937 Detroit, MI Marriages: none Steele was famous during the 80's for peeling off the turnbuckle during wrestling matches and eating the stuffing inside of it. He was also famous for having a green tounge and pulling such stunts as sticking a fork in the back of another wrestler. Al Vass, a legendary referee, once said the following about The Animal: "refereeing a George Steele match is like being trapped in a steel cage with a rabid St. Bernard." Steele has also been cited in a Seinfeld episode with this quote: "Those meaty paws...I feel like I'm dating George "The Animal" Steele." If there's still any doubt about whether or not this guy should be included in this list, just look at his picture.
	#23 - Ol' Dirty Bastard Born: 1969 Brooklyn, NY Marriages: none (somehow) This freakshow once tried to change his name to Big Baby Jesus, though his attempt was unsuccessful. He also bumrushed the stage at the Grammy's to read a speech about how Wu-Tang was better than Puff Daddy. In 2000, he threatened to kill his girlfriend, got kicked out of the Four Seasons hotel, and wa sentenced to do time in a Los Angeles drug treatment center. Alas, he broke out and fled authorities before being apprehended in Philadelphia. He was then extradited to New York City where, in July 2001, Russel Jones (his actual name) was sentenced to 2-4 years in prison for possession of an illegal substances.
	#22 - Jim Bruer Born: 21 June 1967 Long Island, NY Marriages: Dee This comedian has to be seen to be appreciated. If you haven't seen him in Half-Baked, close this website, put your away message on, and make haste to your local Blockbuster or West Coast Video store and rent it. Tell ya what, send me the the receipt and I'll send you the money because no one should be able to read this and not have seen that movie. Jim is also famous for his skits on Saturday Night Live when he does characters such as Goatboy, Joe Pesci, and Heavey Metal News Anchor.
	#21 - Bryan Cox Bron: 17 Feb 1968 St. Louis, MO Marriages: none Here's one example of how crazy Bryan Cox can be. This past football season, in a game against the Denver Broncos, Cox had his leg broken by a hit that was quasi-legal. After the game, Cox had the following to say about the situation: "I'm gonna get that mthrfckr back for what he did. Maybe not tomorrow, or the next day, but somewhere down the road, I'll find him. I'll search him out, and he'll get what's coming to him." That's plenty enough to get him a spot here.
	#20 - David Menne Born: 1980 Marriages: none This picture barely gives justice to this man. Here, he looks like a cool, calm, collected guy. And for about 90 percent of his life, that's probably true. However, during the other 10 percent, watch out. I myself only had football with him for one year, but during the captain's practices I saw some of the craziest things I have ever seen on a football field. This man forced the sophmores to moon cheerleaders. He, along with some others, chased Chris Bermudez to a Grand Union almost 2 miles away from the field. There's really nothing more I can say, I guess you just have to know him to know him.

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