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#5 - C.C. DeVille
Born: 14 May 1962 Brooklyn, NY
Marriages: none
C.C. Deville was the lead guitarist for one of the best bands of the 80's, Poison, for many years. Simply being part of an 80's band pretty much garuntees you a spot on here, but this guy excelled at being nuts. Aside from his nutty greatness with a guitar, C.C. was also a nut away from the concerts. One time, he ran up and down Bourbon Street jamming on his guitar.....at 2am.....naked. Also fought the lead singer of the band, Brett Michaels, and once said that he "didn't care about dying at one point."

#4 - Ted Nugent
Born: 13 Dec 1948 "middle finger first" according to his website
Marriages: Shemane
This man, nick-named the "Motor City Madman" has claimed that in the last 15 years he has not eaten a piece of food that he did not both hunt and kill himself. He also keep pieces of deer in his fridge. It has also been reported that this animal has been dropped into a forrest with just a bow and some arrows and has survived for almost two weeks just by hunting, killing, and eating the animals. Perhaps the most amazing thing about this man is that he has never NEVER taken a drug in his life, and has not had a beer since he was 15 years of age. He gets riled up for shows by "ginger ale, girls, and electricity." He has said that "[I think] the stuff I do could cure AIDS," and that he'd "like to pistol-whip Boy George for an hour." Rock on, Ted, rock on.

#3 - Tommy Lee
Born: 3 Oct 1962 Athens, Greece
Marriages: Elaine, Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson (none currently)
Whether you're talking about relationships with women or with people in general, Tommy Lee is known for his crazy antics. He has urinated in a police car, punched a fan unconscious at a show when the fan made a comment about his girlfriend, lied in the middle of a freeway drunk, and ran down the hall of a hotel in a G-string blurtin out song lyrics. One of his more gruesome stories is that he once drove himself to the hospital after being stabbed in the back with a butter knife by his first wife. He reportedly "eats light bulbs for fun" with fellow band members Nikki Sixx and Vince Neil. He has been charged with indecent exposure four times for mooning crowds at shows. As for the press, he has aimed a loaded shotgun at reporters and has broken the ribs of a Paparazzi reporter. Even with all of this craziness, the wildest thing he's ever done would have to be making a sex tape with ex-wife Pamela Anderson. This tape has been seen by million upon millions of people all throughout the internet and has become one of the most famous tapes ever produced.

#2 - Mike Tyson
Born: 30 June 1966 Brooklyn, NY
Marriages: Robin Givens, Monica (none currently)
The biggest blessing this world ever got was when Cus D'Amato found this man and turned him into a boxer. If he had not, Mike Tyson might have killed someone by now. Heck, now that he is a boxer, I wouldn't put it past him. He has already raped a woman (and served four years in jail for it), bitten the ear off of Evander Holyfield during a match, and has said that he wants to "eat [Lennox Lewis'] children." He has also said that he wants to "fight, fight, fight and destroy the world" and that when he fights he "wants to punch his opponents nose bone into their brain." Once, he attempted to break the arm of Francois Botha while he was fighting him. He has had his boxing license suspended 3 separate times by the Nevada State Boxing Commission and was banned from boxing all together for one year by all three governing bodies of boxing (WBC, WBA, IBF). Most recently, during a press conference for an upcoming fight with Lennow Lewis, Tyson started a riot by going after one of Lewis' security gaurds. Inside the ring, this guy is a madman, outside he is even worse.

#1 - Ozzy Osbourne
Born: 3 Dec 1948 Aston, Birmingham
Marriages: Thelma, Sharon (current)
Ok, this list, while perhaps not BY the people, is FOR the people. And I've heard the people talk and I've also done some thinking. Honestly, I don't know what we were thinking when this guy was #3. There's not one list of unstability or craziness or just utter stupidity that does not include this man. He has bitten the head off of a bat and, while on tour with the notorious Motley Crue, took a poop in Tommy Lee's bathroom and wiped the walls with it. Yet, my favorite Ozzy story, and everyone has one, has to be this one. One night while on that tour with the Crue, Ozzy entered a bar with a one dollar bill stuck between his butt cheeks and began to offer it to other bar patrons. He then steals the bag of an elderly woman and races out of the bar with it. He proceeds to put on one of her dresses and jump into the pool. When he gets out, he says to Nikki Sixx that he would like to snort coccaine. Upon realizing he doesn't have any, he sees a line of ants on the ground, walks over to them, and snorts them. When he finishes that, he urinates on the ground and licks it up. He challenges Nikki to do the same, but before Nikki can lick up his own urine, Ozzy beats him to it. This guy simply cannot be ignored as the number one choice on a list like this.



Special Editor's Note:
I just wanted to add this story in here because I think it's a great story. The man in it, Nikki Sixx, could have easily obtained a spot on here, but I did not want to include all of Motley Crue, because I felt it may have cheated others. Anyway, here's the story, straight form chronological crue.

Wanting to escape his loneliness with a night on the town, he calls his friends Robbin Crosby from Ratt and Slash from Guns N' Roses. Nikki's silver limousine picks up Robbin from his home and they head to the Franklin Plaza Hotel where the homeless Guns N' Roses stay. He greets Slash at the room's door, the one next to Dave Ellefson from Megadeth's room, with a bottle of whiskey and an antique beaver-hair top hat that he had thrown up on in the limo on the way. They drive to the Cathouse club, scoring and blasting heroin that they pick up from Robbin's dealer on the way, before heading back to the hotel later with some fans following them from the club. Robbin's dealer meets them there with some Persian heroin he just got. With Slash passed out on the couch, the dealer ties Nikki off and shoots him up, which turns him blue in an instant. The dealer jumps out of the hotel room window and runs down the street yelling out that he just killed Nikki Sixx.

Steve Adler from Guns N' Roses soon comes in with Slash's girlfriend to find Nikki collapsed and turned blue, so they start beating on his chest to revive him, before dragging him to the shower to try cold water instead. Adler starts slapping him in the face with the cast on his broken arm, before getting Slash's girlfriend to call the paramedics, as their last effort to save his life from an overdose. Someone removes any further drugs from the room.

After being dead for some minutes, at the hotel named the same as his birth name Franklin, Nikki has an outer-body experience. He hears, "We're losing him" and tries to sit up to see what is going on, before shooting upright and slowly ascending towards a bright light all above. He sees his covered body covered head to toe and being pushed into the ambulance by the paramedics who had to pronounce him dead. Sixx also sees the fans that had followed them, as well as his silver limo.

News of Nikki's death spreads fast and it's not long after that Motley tour manager, Rich Fisher, calls Vince and tells him of the overdose. Nikki's limo driver Boris calls Vince telling him what the dealer said and that he saw Nikki being wheeled out into the ambulance with a sheet over his face. Tears roll down Vince's face. Doug Thaler calls his co-manager Doc McGhee, who just finished dinner with Bob Krasnow of Elektra Records, and tells him of the death. Rich Fisher calls a hung-over Mick Mars and breaks the news to him that Nikki is dead, asking him to call England and cancel the band's forthcoming European Tour for him that is due to commence on the 10th of January. Mick calls Kerrang! magazine and makes up some lame excuses why they aren't coming over any more.

A double dosed jab of adrenalin brings his outer-body vision down fast through the roof of the ambulance with a painful jerk, as the shots kick start his life again. He opens his eyes to see a needle in each side of his chest and hear a man's voice say that no one will die in his ambulance, before passing out.

When he awakes in Cedar-Sinai hospital to a policeman shining a torch in his eyes and asking where he got the drugs, he abuses him and is told he's not being held on any charges, after asking. Against medical advice, Nikki pulls the tubes from his nose and the I.V. out of his arm, before signing himself out of hospital wearing only his leather pants.

Outside, he sees two fans crying on the kerbside because he had died. Speechless that Sixx is alive, the girls drive him home in their Mazda, hearing his death being reported on radio stations on the way, while also realising that he does have millions of people that care about him. Once home, Nikki changes his answering machine to say *"Hey, it's Nikki. I'm not home because I'm dead"* before shooting himself up from a lump of heroin stored in his medical cabinet. He passes out again.


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